@lynnbixenspan: I forget, are you supposed to be happy when you see their exes are ugly, or worried that you might be ugly too?
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@MythicPicnic: Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did
@notfaizzy: If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you.
@briangaar: *turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color
@ElgatoEsmio: I TRADED MY ALARM CLOCK FOR A KOALA SO I CAN SLEEP UNTIL HE STARTS BEGGING FOR LEAVES WHICH’S LIKE 3 DAYS