@Masquerage: I forgot my phone so I asked this guy what time it was. He said "time to get a watch" & laughed. So I kicked him in the balls. It was 6:30.
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@Prero22: I have a splitting headache today. Voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me.
@funandmisery: As a kid: Why are cartoons always wearing the same clothes that’s gross! As an adult: This shirt fits well so I bought 4 of them