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@Masquerage: I forgot my phone so I asked this guy what time it was. He said "time to get a watch" & laughed. So I kicked him in the balls. It was 6:30.

I forgot my phone so I asked this guy what time it was. He said “time to get a watch” & laughed.  So I kicked him in the balls. It was 6:30.

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