@zachreinert03: I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something
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@GrantTanaka: cop: COME OUT WITH UR HANDS UP me: NEVER cop: THIS IS UR LAST CHANCE me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE cop: me: cop: WE HAVE PUPPIES OUT HERE me: FOR REAL THIS TIME?
@geowizzacist: (after bedtime) 3:DADDY COME INTO MY ROOM! Me: go to sleep. 3:YOU HAVE TO COME IN BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR YOU M: yes you can 3:NO I CAN'T
@drinksmcgee: Jurassic Park (1993) A ragtag gang of dinosaurs attempt a wacky prison break after an evil businessman tries to force gender roles on them.