@Laser_Cat: I fought the law, and it turns out they have better resources than I do.
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@woodmuffin: Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??
@juliussharpe: If a non-profit accidentally makes a profit they must be like, "Guys we totally suck at losing money."