@Laser_Cat: I fought the law, and it turns out they have better resources than I do.
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@WittySassBasket: Doctor: What's that on your shirt? *flashback to shoving powdered donuts in my mouth* Me: uh, cocaine
@OurMarketingGuy: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
@IamEnidColeslaw: you know who else had a "fun hat phase"? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy
@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.