@Laser_Cat: I fought the law, and it turns out they have better resources than I do.
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@1Happytwit: HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me.
@i_wantMyBiitch: I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro...
@ComedySpeech: Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
@BruceForce: 2010: Didn't jog 2011: Didn't jog 2012: Didn't jog 2013: Didn't jog 2014: Haven't jogged ~ This is a running joke