@notseriouslyamy: I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@skickwriter: My microwave broke. So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God.
@N0pantz: Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends.