@notseriouslyamy: I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job
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@TeamPHumor: Samantha from Facebook wants everyone to know she & her family are going on a cruise next week just in case you want to break into her house
@mstern68: If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf
@DirtyySouthMess: Apparently it's not enough to just show up, you need to be wearing pants as well.
@citizenkawala: Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you’re 35 and realise it’s a chilling documentary.