@notseriouslyamy: I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job
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@BlazedDonuts: The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.
@belleykell: Motherhood means never questioning why you found a Stormtrooper in the toilet just now
@TheMichaelRock: *texting with my mom* Mom: I miss your handsome face! Me: Aww..thanks, mom! I miss you too! Mom: Sorry. Wrong number.