@notseriouslyamy: I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job
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@GoldenSpirals: My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me.
@ibid78: Lemme get this straight: you take my tonsils, I get free ice cream [dr] yup what other parts of me will you take in exchange for ice cream
@MandaPie1981: Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you happy to see me? I'm cool if it's a burrito.