@Dutch_50: I found a bat in my basement & my first reaction was to run to the door so the light could get in, because I saw it done in a vampire movie.
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@LuckoftheDraw86: I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this "Free STD Screenings!" van. #goodplan
@Leslie_Annie: Twitter is perfect for extroverted introverts. I want to be social & have lots of friends but I don't want to leave my house. Or wear pants.