@_steamy_mac: I found a comb on the street today, so long story short, I’ll be trying lots and lots of new hairstyles tonight.
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@Writepop: In the new Star Wars film, Han Solo goes to Chewbacca's home planet and discovers that all the other Wookies wear pants.
@kylamb16: Don't simply give a wrong # to guys @ the bar. Memorize the # of someone you despise and hand that shit out like Reese's pieces on Halloween
@illuminateddino: I love how breadsticks are an appetizer for pizza; like, yes, I’ll have more bread with my bread, please.