@lucidchemistry: I found if you put the right stickers on your cooler and walk as fast as you can they'll let you in any part of the hospital you want.
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@jus4golf: I hang out with people smarter than me so when the zombies attack they will eat their brains first while I escape. Who's the idiot now Mom!?
@Chumpstring: [cop car jeopardy] Me: confiscated items for $200 Alex: this green p- Me: what is marijuana? Alex: yes Cop: be quiet back there Me & Alex: k
@LionJenkins: Autocorrect just changed "Selfies" to "Selfless" so I just took a picture without me in it.