@joeljeffrey: I found out blowing in the dogs face makes her stop barking. I tried the same thing on my wife to make her stop yelling and she bit me.
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@ilovepie84: My Boss called me immature today so I gave him a wedgie and made fun of his ugly family.
@Brampersandon_: *takes bite of cookie* Aw man this is awful *takes another bite* Still bad. But I better eat the rest to see if it gets better
@peachesanscream: Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
@Jandalize: As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college.