@Sassafrantz: I found out why I'm still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.
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@Iam_Nathaniel: Girlfriend catches boyfriend cheating Boyfriend: WOOOW!!! So you gon believe your eyes over me?
@SweatyJester: If a picture says a thousand words, why do you need 22 hashtags on your Instagram photographs?
@Dawn_M_: Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
@thepunningman: Passer-by: hey buddy, do you have change for the phonebox? Clark Kent: why would I change in a phonebox? P: I didnt- CK: I'm not Superman