@Sassafrantz: I found out why I'm still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.
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@transaParent: I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple.
@carlyken: Met a cute guy at the gym we like all the same movies and he loved my shoes. We have a movie date tonight and he's bringing his boyfriend.
@Try2StopME: My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister..