@SveldtSmelt: I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning.
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@ObscureGent: Everyone wants to be a Viking until you set them out to sea on a boat that's on fire.
@KKAlThani: Pretty cool how your dreams went from "Astronaut" or "Doctor" to "What's the lowest I can get to pass this course"
@RandiLawson: Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones
@TheHyyyype: [hs reunion] JANE: i'm an engineer TOM: i'm a real estate developer AMY: i'm a lawyer *everyone looks at me* ME: *panics* i'm a hospital