@iMikosnyc: I found your suicide note and corrected some grammatical errors. You're good to go.
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@Gooooats: I can no longer remember if I'm wearing clothes under this huge pile of candy wrappers.
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@vikkaroni: My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?