@iMikosnyc: I found your suicide note and corrected some grammatical errors. You're good to go.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Jandalize: Falling asleep at work didn’t get me in trouble. Falling asleep at work and snoring got me in trouble.
@__candypants: If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot.
@OutOfLeftField_: Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney.