@Smafa: I freely admit to snorting with laughter #piggate #pigfilms
@lionprincessval: I can't come into work today *cough* I'm really sick.
"Do I hear Mario Kart in the background?"
@LeonEarlgrey: My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue.
@trevso_electric: Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit.
@Cpin42: My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.
@longwall26: God: So I was, all, what if there was a fish made of jelly? Like, jelly but alive and in the sea? LOL
[angels look nervously at one another]