@Girl_Censored: I fully support any type of marriage that doesn't involve me.
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@AsphaltFarmboy: My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said "WTF man, it's 2015. You can use whatever printer you want."
@panmidwest: IMPROV COACH: you can't just decide last minute to skip practice ME: I really don't know what you want from me