@Girl_Censored: I fully support any type of marriage that doesn't involve me.
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@WilliamAder: I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me.
@SteveSuckington: [2nd time at girls house] "where's your dog?" Oh he isn't mine. I was dog sitting [makes text alert sound w mouth] "Its work. I gotta go"