@AristotlesNZ: I gave my 1yo a chocolate covered raisin. He chewed, paused, then gave me a look that told me he will never trust another human being again.
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@Duke1173: You're telling me that you paid eight dollars for a cup of coffee... They don't put any booze in it or nothin?
@dril: my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair
@RandomlyMJ: 8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
@amydillon: I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath.