@RadOrDie: I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.
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@HollyHeals: Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine.
@daveexplosm: The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you're doing it too.
@internetluke: [shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?