@RadOrDie: I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.
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@thatUPSdude: We are never going to defeat the Decepticons, they are too good. I mean Bumblebee can't even talk! ~Pessimist Prime.
@lloydrang: By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with.