@MAB1013: I gave myself whiplash. It couldn't be helped. Bohemian Rhapsody came on, and my kids weren't gonna teach themselves how to head bang.
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@caseytduncan: The mood took a dark turn when I intercepted the wedding bouquet and ran it back for a touchdown.
@KaysNH: Just had an awful drive home. I was forced to ride side by side with another car for 5 minutes. We managed to avoid eye contact, but still.
@DaddyJew: Me: sleep before the monsters get you 7: monsters aren't real M: you sound like your brother 7: brother? M: I've said too much already
@JohnLyonTweets: [heaven] Abraham Lincoln: If only I'd stayed in that night instead of going to that show. Batman's parents: Same.