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@TheAlexNevil: *I gently close front door

Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!

*I gently close front door

Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That’s because of you!

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