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@WritePlay: *I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek*

"Make a wish," I say.

*I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*

*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek*

“Make a wish,” I say.

*I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*

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