@envydatropic: I get a new phone every year just so my friends don't think I'm lying when I tell them I've lost their number
Avoidance is expensive
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@jonnysun: a bird doesnt sing becuase it has an answer. it sings becuase birds are jerks who like to hear the sound of their own voice
@RafaelaStoakes: If a kid asks you to check under the bed for monsters & you look, scream & run out of the room, you wont be asked to baby sit again!
@UncleDuke1969: "Make him press 1 again." "Good." "Now, 3 minutes of silence." "He still there?" "Give him 18 minutes of pan flute." - Call Center Training
@ThinkingSavage: All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way.
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