@ericsshadow: I get all my indisputable political facts from what my uncle Harold posts on Facebook. Like did u know Obama killed the last living unicorn?
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@nyctwon: I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good
@_Water_Baby: They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it. -I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs.
@AmishPornStar1: Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! Losers.
@davidkenny100: A prankster draws glasses on all the photos In Lois Lanes family photo album... Lois Lane: "this is not my family photo album!"