@blainecapatch: i get all my pet peeves from a peeve rescue
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@tjcirimele: *cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*
@samalmightysam: Back in the day, with $2 bucks you could go to the store and walk out with a bunch of Doritos, and beer. Now they have security cameras.
@offbeatoliv: interview: problem solving skills? me: i once fit 9 people into a 1986 Toyota Corolla