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@TrueTorontoGirl: I get carried away sometimes.
Because I refuse to leave.
@slyoung5: Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him.
@WheelTod: For most, bikini season lasts a few short summer months, but I catch enough & store them so efficiently I can eat bikini all year round.
@LeviathanPride: Guys at work are always like "why are your shorts so short?" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know
@SteveKoehler22: The original "Ben Hur" was a mega
hit movie ....with ( 11 ) Oscars.
The remake is a box office flop.
A clear case of "Ben Hur, Done That"
@3sunzzz: 5: Can you cut off the skin?
5: *holds up sandwich* the skin
M: The crust?
M: No, and you sound like a serial killer.