@SoAnyway1: I get confused by Burqas. I accidentally posted a letter in a Muslim woman yesterday.
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@yayraptor: interviewer: what is ur weakness? me: follow up questions interview: care to elaborate? me: [quivers with fear]
@rickkondell: Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
@LambyMcSheeps: Sometimes you need a little distance to see things clearly, but other times it is obviously a bear and you should probably just run
@YUCKYBOT: Divorces should just be reverse weddings where you get pushed out of a church while your friends steal appliances from your home.