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@BryMastas: I get Grumpy when I run out of Dopey.
@Thynebear: Mom I get nervous on dates & always sweat.
"Wear something that doesn't show stains"
[5 hours later] How was your date?
She hated my poncho.
@seamussaid: teaching my 1yo daughter to shout
"Mike Wazowski!" every time someone opens a closet door
@TheTweetOfGod: What would Jesus do? Today, take Mary out to Olive Garden.
@shirtlifting: you learn something new every day oh god make it stop
@UncleDuke1969: I saw an image of the Virgin Mary on a pumpkin!
It squashed all of my doubts...
And, reinforced my faith in Gourd.