@BryMastas: I get Grumpy when I run out of Dopey.
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@whatkylasaid: We only cook with fresh, local ingredients so tonight we're grilling our neighbor's cat.
@steveolivas: I went through and unfollowed everyone who is better looking than me. It took a lot longer than I thought it would.
@0point5twins: "Is that your dog?" "No, actually she's adopted... we were unable to conceive a dog naturally ourselves"
@titusbb: I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don't even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago.