@FuckabillyRex: I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler.
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@HavocMantis: Whenever I work out, I wear a push-up bra so I can do more push-ups. If I didn't, it'd be so embarrassing and people would laugh at me.
@WilliamRodgers: The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it... I'm gonna miss that baby...
@Dutch_50: Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad.