@TheBoydP: Coworker: Did you spank your sons?
Me: Not a lot
Coworker: What about your wife?
Me: Yes, I spanked her all the time
Coworker: ...
@Moe_Murdah: Boyfriend questionnaire:
1) Have job?
2) Have car?
3) Have goals?
If you answer yes to any of the above questions thanks but no thanks.
@heymonroe: Fun Prank
1.) Go to Yoga class
2.) Compliment some people on their mats
3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug.
@KBChicken75: "To each their own"
Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you.
@jamdugg: How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
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