@Baxterbix: I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?
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@Fingers_of_Fury: You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.
@NickFlora: The Great Gatsby was so unrealistic. So many people at those huge parties and not once did anyone ask for the wifi password.
@WilliamAder: Went to the store without my dentures because what are the odds Scarlett Johansson and I would be reaching for the same box of fish sticks?
@Mr_Kapowski: Even if you're single, always blame a declined credit card on your fictional spouse at the register.