@TheBoydP: "I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down"
@carlyken: "No, YOU'VE had too much to drink!"
~Me, to this bar stool
@dafloydsta: [first date]
HER: I like a man who can show his true feelings.
ME: *leans in close* I don't care what you like.
@fro_vo: Date: so what do you do
Me: i build dog houses
Date: oh you're an "arf"itect lol
Me: haha good one
Me: (under breath) it's "bark"itect
@donni: "I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building." -Prison advice
@Nahdude83: Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something.