@TheBoydP: "I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down"
@better_off_dad: You never get a second chance to make a first impression...
...and so I bite.
@jordanalexissss: sober in uber: please stop talking to me
drunk in uber: ...and that Mike, is why I'm emotionally unavailable I suppose.
@Schmoodles: I'm doing 'Angry Yoga' tonight.
It's just lying on a mat and drinking a bottle of wine as I shout at my thighs.
@djdarrellripley: Call me old fashioned, but I never cry in front of another man unless it's to get out of a speeding ticket...
@thegreatnanak: *lying in bed
This is life. I don't think I'll ever get out of bed again.
*five minutes later
I gotta pee.