@TheBoydP: "I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down"
@peachesanscream: Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.
@DaveTheAlbino: I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to "New Ham Sure"
@murrman5: [space mission studying behaviour of snakes on the moon]
astronaut: "we should've taken our own"
astronaut holding net: "just keep looking"
@IamEnidColeslaw: THIS GIRL IS WEARING PINK CAMOUFLAGE WHERE ARE THERE PINK FORESTS
@bmarked21: If stealing office supplies were an Olympic sport, they'd test me for steroids.