@bossy_boots99: I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom
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@TheAlexP: [trapped under avalanche of Tupperware that fell on me from kitchen cabinet] *updates social media with selfie* Bring food, No weirdos.
@LisaMcAlister1: There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job.