@bossy_boots99: I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom
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@rickolantern: I have a tattoo of a gigantic bruise on my left ankle in case anyone ever asks me to go hiking. Or help them move.
@envydatropic: What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance
@iwearaonesie: *wife wonders where I am* *hears every musical snowman in the store start singing* *knows where I am*