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@Shock_Monster: I get nervous about DM's asking if it's me in video because:

1. I drink.
2. I sometimes dance when drunk.
3. I'm always white when I dance.

I get nervous about DM’s asking if it’s me in video because:

1. I drink.
2. I sometimes dance when drunk.
3. I’m always white when I dance.

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