@StellaGMaddox: I get so excited when Facebook tells me there are hot singles in my city who want to meet me. Maybe they want to babysit!
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@ValeeGrrl: Husband said, "If you were really THAT funny you wouldn't have to always say COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY." So now I have a tombstone to select
@JessiCanadian: 8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there.
@skickwriter: Six words that strike fear in the hearts of parents everywhere: You've been volunteered as a chaperone
@SteveSuckington: "Sorry my phone died" -something I've said 5,326 times but it's never actually happened