@AdmiralAkbrown: I get so fustrated when people say "supposably" or "irregardless" I feel like I'm literally drownding
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@HomeProbably: It's almost as if they don't know the first rule of carrying rolls of wrapping paper club is; always be prepared for a sword fight, officer.
@INDlAN_: Cop: Lemme see your papers Me: Okay Cop: These are rolling papers Me: Would you look at that Cop: Sir are you high? Me: What are you, a cop?
@wickedsuga: I say tomato. You say tomahto. Then I whip out my Webster's dictionary and show you how you pronounced it wrong.
@juliussharpe: Management tip - only hire bald guys. They don't have anything going on besides work.