@AdmiralAkbrown: I get so fustrated when people say "supposably" or "irregardless" I feel like I'm literally drownding
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@shkeeber: There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
@Shanehasabeard: Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?
@Screwoff315: I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!