@phxguy88: I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war.
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@MiddleageM: My husband fell asleep while watching Memento...was shocked to find "remember to NOT trust your wife" written on his forehead with a Sharpie
@10InchesPlus: The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works.
@JimmerThatisAll: The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.