@OhNoSheTwitnt: I get you, anti-evolution people. I'm too lazy to learn science too.
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@AaronFullerton: "Honey, remember our first date?" "Awh, are you planning something for Valentine's?" "No, I forgot my password. It's the security question."
@dubstep4dads: Imagine you're about to have surgery and right before the anesthesia kicks in you notice a "University of Phoenix" degree on the wall
@Douchekevin: I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being.
@ashmensch: Good neighbors never bother you. Great neighbors don't call the cops when you pass out naked on their lawn.