@NaaN_Conformist: I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday.
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@Cool_Jesse: When I wrote "Spiritual" on my online-dating profile, I meant I like to watch 'Ghostbusters'.
@NurseMurderer: I want to put hot dogs on my fingers so I have extra long, floppy, hot dog fingers.
@OneFunnyMummy: Chips are not only delicious, but if you crunch them loud enough you can't hear your children anymore.