@YesIamThatGuy: I go to McDonald's once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car
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@pauleggleston: I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me.
@TheMichaelRock: My 8yo knows exactly how many hours are left until Christmas but can't remember to flush the toilet.
@markydoodoo: [House Hunters] *sitting in a blind, in the wilderness, waiting for a house to come* *chimney slowly appears on the horizon*