@YesIamThatGuy: I go to McDonald's once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car
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@SteveSackington: If your mother in law and your father in law were both engulfed in flames, and you only had one fire extinguisher, where would you hide it?
@jjax44: I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like "New sandwich?"
@Dawn_M_: Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card.