@YesIamThatGuy: I go to McDonald's once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car
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@mamamia6212: My 2 yo is currently having the biggest tantrum I've ever seen! He's mad I will not let him open & eat the box of candy* he found. *tampons
@UnFitz: It's a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a pod of whales and a thrift store of hipsters.
@XplodingUnicorn: I can fake my way through most conversations with my kids if I just look up from my phone every time they stop talking and say "no."