@ilovepie84: I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am.
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@MrRamBillings: One time I was so high, my flatscreen fell off the wall and I thought it was just part of the movie.
@turnageb: Whenever you see a very specific sign prohibiting certain actions, it means someone has done that thing before.
@DaddysinCharge: Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can't help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids.
@Wine_Honey1: The store said to “holla” if I needed help, so crying, I got on the intercom and started screaming “I need wine” & “Save me from these kids, Jesus”. And that’s how I got banned from Target.