@ilovepie84: I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am.
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@phalguy: I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword. All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!
@TheMichaelRock: Recipes sound good until you realize that you don't have $846 worth of spices in your house.
@TheMichaelRock: Her: is he trained? Wife: of course! Me[from the couch] QUIT TRYING TO SELL ME ON CRAIGSLIST