@hipstermermaid: I got 99 problems and they're all friend requests from people I didn't like in high school.
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@DaHess1: You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market.
@ojedge: [feeding baby Malaysian food] "Here comes the plane" *makes plane noises* *spoon just disappears*
@Sean_Burgundy_: Not to brag, but all 6 of my previous therapists are having successful careers in different fields now