@ajax06: I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy.
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@KirillWasHere: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
@_eric_alexander: I'm gonna start carrying breath mints around in an engagement ring box just to briefly make women really uncomfortable during conversation.
@ieatanddrink: If a guy wants to call a woman ugly online a window should pop up where he has to upload pictures of all the women he's slept with