@FattMernandez: I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods.
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@timdonakowski: Why would anyone become an architect when everything you do gets destroyed in an X-Men movie?
@Sanbel11: Every day I learn something new as a parent. Today I learned I can't sit through my daughter's violin recital without a desire to die.
@JasonLastname: A horror movie where the girl in the woods actually outruns the mutated chainsaw murderer, then it shows him sadly limping back to his car.
@Adam14: When people say "Let's not get off on the wrong foot here", I reply "Please don't get off on either of my feet".