@DevilryFun: I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese.
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@WheelTod: If it takes 13 muscles to smile and 33 to frown, how do we tell if someone's happy and not just lazy?
@Elizasoul80: Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore.
@tchrquotes: Parenting is basically telling your kids they need to eat more fruit then telling them to quit eating all the fruit.