@anbrll00: I got a Ouija board tattooed on my back to trick ghosts into giving me massages.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SequelsWeWant: Honey I Shrunk the Kids IV: They shrink everyone on earth on purpose The planet will never run out of resources Everyone is eaten by ants
@XplodingUnicorn: Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex.
@ThRealBallsDeep: I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position.