@anbrll00: I got a Ouija board tattooed on my back to trick ghosts into giving me massages.
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@UnFitz: A first kiss so tentative and awkward, you regret all the time you spent practicing on your beagle. Did I just say that out loud?
@Dawn_M_: Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start and then you have to try and lose them.