@anbrll00: I got a Ouija board tattooed on my back to trick ghosts into giving me massages.
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@jaymahonei: my dad always makes fun of me for taking selfies all the time but if he didn't want such a beautiful child he should've kept it in his pants
@envydatropic: A coworker just asked if I had any "mouth water" and I am thoroughly confused by this
@dihorla: I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.