@Terdoh: I got a puppy for my ex. Fair trade.
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@FrogAvalanche: 911: Whats ur emergency? "OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
@TheWeirdWorld: What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don’t have to work and pay taxes.
@briangaar: The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops