@Terdoh: I got a puppy for my ex. Fair trade.
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@david8hughes: [at the opera] Me: what's wrong with that guy Wife: shh! Me: but he's tiny, he can barely hold that violin Wife [whispers]: that's a cello
@gerryhallcomedy: Two years ago I became a proud father. My son is 6, but he was kinda lame those first four years.