@VodkaThursday: I got an email from Olga. She thinks I'm sweet & "longs for finding a special person for serious relations". So there's always that.
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@Schmoodles: I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute.
@sixfootcandy: Trainer: Did you know that you burn approx 80 calories per hour while sleeping? Me: Really? [curls up on weight bench] Wake me up in 2025.