@VodkaThursday: I got an email from Olga. She thinks I'm sweet & "longs for finding a special person for serious relations". So there's always that.
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@rantingmd: googling ways to dispose of a body,mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen
@Steelers1972: I know I'm getting old when I see a beautiful 19 year old girl and I wonder what her mother looks like.