@slaughthie: I got called "vein" and I'm just like, k not the most vital component of the circulatory system but still essential so thank you
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@causticbob: Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand
@TravLeBlanc: Everyone is just looking for that special someone who could do way better but chooses not to for some inexplicable reason.