@thesulk: "I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control." Buddy, you got stomach flu.
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@botandy: 9 out of 10 archaeologists agree, the 10th one should not have uttered incantations to unlock the cursed bonds holding that Sumerian daemon
@carlyken: Pony: "I love hay so much I-" Dad: "Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*
@iwearaonesie: So important your wife knows you're petting the dog when she hears you say "you're getting a little chunky"