@gurl_sour: I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch.
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@AmishPornStar1: The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni.
@LuvPug: Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You'd think SOMEONE could've let me know I was out of toilet paper.
@causticbob: My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So I've sent in my wedding album.