@gurl_sour: I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch.
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@crunchenhancer: She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about....
@DeanScott01: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it.
@JKNenagh: Who the hell invented Bull Riding? "Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"
@carlyken: Detective: ok forensics is finished. I'll start here and you- Dog cop: I'll mark our territory [dog cop pees around the crime scene tape]