@gurl_sour: I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch.
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@Book_Krazy: I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore
@mattytalks: A very busty woman whispers to me "I want you to tell me if these look real" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing
@splashguts: I just purchased duct tape at the Dollar Store to fix all of the other shit I bought at the Dollar Store. Life is going exactly as planned.
@LaurenRP: I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose.