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@Parkerlawyer: "I got in a fight at Michaels over glitter glue once, so you should probably step aside."

-Me, to a guy buying the last of my favorite wine

“I got in a fight at Michaels over glitter glue once, so you should probably step aside.”

-Me, to a guy buying the last of my favorite wine

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