@j0eg0d: I got in touch with my inner child and the little shit hung up on me.
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@oakhillbargrill: If you are trading Cephalopods, it's important that you exchange those that are of equal size and value. You know.... Squid Pro Quo
@TheAlexP: Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because "Horse with no Name" sounded stupid.
@Flattliner: I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce.
@HelloJessicaFox: A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.